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Hey, pay attention, fuckers...
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I need you to cancel that
thing today, the debate.
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Why?
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Because my sister's dead.
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Hey, why aren't you drinking?
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Son of a bitch,
what's in this?
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Fuckers...
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No angle;
a proposal.
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What's the one thing you and
I were always good at together?
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Ha!
A new dealership?
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You're going to win it for me.
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It's my new long-term plan.
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Relax Foxley, I got this!
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A campaign that has
zero focus, no platform,
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and not a single
female supporter?
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This is serious, Fitz!
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Chester, I'm leaving you!
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Motherfucker!
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You faked your sister's
death to get votes?
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What do you have to say for
yourself, Mr. Fitzpatrick?
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My sister's alive!
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It's a miracle!
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[organ music throughout]
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Oh, God...
Oh God...
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You wanna know what I believe?
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Chumps wait for miracles.
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Fitzpatricks get
what they want
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by following the
ten commandments...
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There will be no
other gods before me.
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Obviously.
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Never take the
Lord's name in vain.
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Unless it's justified.
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Jesus Christ,
sweet mother of fuck.
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Where's my lighter, Larry!
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Don't worship false idols.
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Unless you're out
of single malt.
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God, I hate blended.
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[moaning]
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Observe the Lord's Day.
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Fuck me, Fitz.
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Oh, I observed it alright.
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Honor thy father.
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Don't kill-- intentionally.
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Then there's the one thing
that no one gives a shit about
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so, who cares.
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Then there's the
adultery thing-
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Get him! The stealing thing...
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And, finally, my favorite
commandment of all...
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Covet thy neighbour.
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She's actually the
neighbour's daughter.
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But who's counting?
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Because when you
live life right,
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good things just happen...
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[grunting]
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[splash]
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Amen.
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[flushing]
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[♪]
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[lively gospel music]
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'Ooo, we are Fitzpatricks
and we rise from the dead.'
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There has not been
one customer all day
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because of their
blasphemy, Cousin.
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Yes, the devil
Father Fitzpatrick
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has found a most
ingenious way
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out of our
sales contract -
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starting his own religion.
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And giving away free cars
with every $5000 "donation".
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I say bah!
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We shall overcome,
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for we are Ruptal.
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When has religion ever
stopped us before?
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When the authorities put
you on their no-fly list.
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It is preposterous of them
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to think I could
hijack a plane
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with a pair of nose
hair clippers...
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Nose hair clippers!
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Go find out what's going on.
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No.
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I'll be at the DUI-
Did you just say no?
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- I did.
- Why the fuck not?
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Because the
election is imminent
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and we need to focus
on shoring up votes.
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That means hand shaking.
Baby kissing.
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Last minute campaigning.
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Who gives a shit
what you think?
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I have faith in me and
that's all that matters.
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Well, it's a good
thing you have faith,
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because it's going
to take a miracle
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for you to win this election.
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I refer to my first response:
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who gives a shit
what you think.
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The election is in the bag.
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Iris?
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[heavenly music]
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NEXT!
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C'mon, get out of here.
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All right,
c'mon, c'mon...
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- What's up?
- It's my hip.
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[gibberish sounds]
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You are healed.
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You didn't even touch me.
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I said you're healed.
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Now go get your car. Pervert.
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Out!
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She's the mother
fucking messiah!
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Do what she says!
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Yeah.
I'm the Messiah.
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Right, Mommy?
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And we're on
a tight fucking schedule!
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- Let's go!
- NEXT!
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All right, sweet cheeks,
what's up?
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Iris?
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Hi...
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How did you find me?
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Actually...
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I'm here for the miracle.
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It seemed too good to be true
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but I had to see for myself.
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It is a miracle, Iris...
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Us running into each
other like this.
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I could escort you
to the tent, if you want.
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And then...
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...maybe we can go
for ice cream.
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You and me?
Like, a date?
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Oh, you don't need
to call it that.
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Unless you want to.
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Which is fine.
Or not.
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Is it fine?
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Iris, I don't think
it's an accident
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you wandered onto this lot.
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All these weeks, you
and me and the specter
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of the deceased creatures
who we both once loved.
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It's fate, Iris.
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Our very own miracle!
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No, Larry.
It isn't.
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It isn't that at all.
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♪ Money, money, money
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Tax free profit.
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Hallefuckinglujah.
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We always were great
business partners, Lainey.
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Shitty parents.
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Nightmare marriage.
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But goddamn geniuses when
it came to pushing tin.
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I am the messiah!
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Is it too much to
ask for a soda
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and a clean goddamn
dressing room?!
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We have to get the little
douchebag under control.
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Jesus freaks like
their shit clean.
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A church?
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You fucking
kidding me?
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What's he doing here?
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A freak show
I could understand.
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"Come see the bearded lady."
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I told you I had electrolysis!
Now fuck off!
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This is my miracle!
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Daddy!
I want him out of here now!
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These suckers wouldn't be
here if it wasn't for me.
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[laughing]
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It was my idea to kill
her in the first place!
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You'll all be fucking sorry
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when I win the election and
shut this shit show down!
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Better start praying
for a miracle, Fucker.
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Because I'm telling everyone
to vote for Chester Vince!
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Before or after you shave?
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Hey, watch the suit!
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You need a time out, Mister.
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Me? She started it!
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She's always ruining my shit!
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Breaking my toys!
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Now my campaign!
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Hit the bricks!
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And you can tell those curry
packers across the road
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Ken Fitzpatrick is back.
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And Elaine Fitzpatrick.
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Yeah, her too.
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Fuck you-- all of you!
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Bye-bye,
Richard!
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Divide and conquer.
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I deal with Joan of Bark here.
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You make sure numb-nuts
doesn't fuck up my scam.
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Our scam.
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That's what I said.
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Eat my scraps,
asshole!
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I need more fucking ketchup!
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Squirt bottle!
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Out of the trough, Legs.
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We need to shore up votes.
And fast.
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Oh, look who's decided
to wake up and give shit.
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After last week's
little debacle,
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you still think
we have a shot?
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I don't need a shot.
I'm the fucking pistol.
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Now move!
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Don't talk to me like
I'm one of your minions.
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I busted my ass
for this campaign
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and look what it got me.
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Fine.
Put the wings on my tab.
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Fuck you.
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I am responsible for
my own failed career,
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my bad choice of business
partner, my stress eating.
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Wow.
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Melody Gray was
right about you.
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What did she say?
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You tell me, Cankles.
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I was big boned
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and I had a note to get
out of that fitness test.
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I am not a quitter.
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Fine.
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But I'm doing this for me.
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Not you.
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Me.
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Any day now.
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Scotch.
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Vodka.
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Better make it a triple,
Old Lady,
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because after I get through
with you and Molly Mormon,
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you're gonna need it.
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You always were a poor loser.
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Says the woman who rigged
'pin the tail on the donkey'
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at my birthday party
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so she could fuck
the winner's old man.
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I should be thanking
you, actually.
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You and your sister are
finally paying off.
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The only reason we had
you shit dispensers
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was so we could make money.
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You mean that bullshit angle
Ken's playing?
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That's short term.
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I get into office,
you can make some real coin.
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You really think
you're going to win.
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Better fucking believe it.
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Know what I believe?
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You don't have a shot in hell.
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Ken's going to fuck you over
just like he always does.
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You can't con a conner, Kid.
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Just stay out of our way.
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You're gonna vote
for me, right, Charlie?
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You gonna find another
place to drink?
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[knocking] Vote for Fitz!
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[grunting]
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Stop it.
He's not even worth it.
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She loves me not.
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She loves me not.
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She still loves me not.
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Oh, fuck.
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Don't you have
somewhere else to be?
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I am upset.
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And you should eat
something first.
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You'll need your strength
for what lies ahead.
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Women looking for miracles,
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and men unable to give them.
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When will you learn, Larry.
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Pussies don't get pussy.
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Love is a
battlefield, Richard.
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And this soldier
has lost the war.
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Nu uh.
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The battle is over
when I say it's over.
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You really think I have
a chance with Iris?
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Fuck Iris.
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I prefer the term
"go for ice cream".
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That's it...
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Steal support...
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00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,173
Win votes...
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Blow shit up...
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I never said any of that.
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Then I'll say it
for you, Rumpcrunch.
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Two words-- mother
fucking holy war.
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That's four words.
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Yeah.
It worked in Iraq.
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It worked in Afghanistan.
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And tomorrow,
it's gonna work for me.
270
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,982
Get your jihadist
asses out here!
271
00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:47,462
Who is dead now?
272
00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:48,985
Or perhaps you
wish to subject us
273
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,770
to more racial stereotypes.
274
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,989
What the fuck, Josh?
No.
275
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,861
I just need you to help me
blow up a church.
276
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,688
Wicked.
On it, Buddy.
277
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,994
What about our holy oath
278
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,387
to not help him with
his plans anymore?
279
00:12:59,387 --> 00:13:00,649
Oh right.
280
00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,955
Solidarity, Cousin.
281
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,173
You are no cousin of mine.
282
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:04,522
Look, you don't like me,
283
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,046
and I sure as hell
don't like you.
284
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:07,395
But there's a bigger
threat out there.
285
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,092
Godzilla.
286
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:12,269
No, my family is carpet bombing
your customers and my voters.
287
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,836
We've got to take them down.
288
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,317
Two birds.
One bomb.
289
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,058
Sales have declined.
290
00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,799
Joining forces with
our mortal enemy
291
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,105
may be the solution we need.
292
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:24,020
This is the Soviets
all over again...
293
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,415
I am not going on that stage
294
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,505
until I get a new pillow, lip
balm, and my theater tickets.
295
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:33,421
And by the way, why are there
no towels in my change room?
296
00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,685
I can't work under
these conditions...
297
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,252
What a fucking prima donna.
298
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,644
She gets that from you!
299
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:42,082
Divide and conquer, dipshit.
300
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,171
What the fuck have you
been doing all day?
301
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,781
Do you know how long it
takes to adjust the lighting
302
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,610
so people don't think she's
the fucking antichrist?
303
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,568
You take care of
the little slut bucket.
304
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:51,874
Hello?
305
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,833
I'm trying to keep cock snot's
306
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,747
sticky little fingers
out of our pot.
307
00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:59,099
Complaining about
our demon spawn.
308
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,841
This is so "us".
[laughs]
309
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:02,929
Don't worry
about this shit, Lainey.
310
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,756
This shit will
work itself out.
311
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,628
We're winners, you and me.
312
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,238
And we're back in the green.
313
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,457
And by the way...
314
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,024
Don't get me started
about the audience.
315
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,895
Who vets these people?
316
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,375
- Burn, infidel!
- How did all the fatties
end up down front?
317
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:22,513
What kind of retard forgets
to light a Molotov cocktail?
318
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:23,906
You idiot!
319
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:26,039
Where did you go to
terrorist school?
320
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,605
Hey!
He didn't.
321
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,912
I do have a Bachelor
in Fine Arts.
322
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,132
Cut him some slack.
It's his first holy war.
323
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,395
As usual, I've got to
do everything myself.
324
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:39,095
Come one, come all!
325
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:40,880
To see the real miracle!
326
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,969
Why worship the resurrected,
327
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,362
when you can worship,
and vote for,
328
00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,755
the RESURRECTOR!
329
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,410
And get free cars.
330
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:52,369
For a reasonable
monetary donation.
331
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,805
That snakey fuck.
332
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,156
See the man responsible
333
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,332
for raising the bearded
lady from the dead!
334
00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,550
Fuck you!
335
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,422
I do not have a beard!
336
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,119
Yes you do!
337
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:05,426
Come back and
worship my daughter!
338
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,691
You want to believe
in something?
339
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,911
I'll tell you what
to believe in--
340
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,348
Richard Fitzpatrick
for City Council!
341
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,959
No!
342
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:20,136
There shall be no
other gods except me!
343
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:21,877
Especially not my
stupid brother!
344
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,663
Come on, you guys!
345
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,056
This is dealing with him?
346
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,667
You always were too
soft on these kids.
347
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:32,888
Don't worry, hot stuff -
I got this.
348
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,983
You!
349
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,594
No, dear god. No.
350
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:46,293
Please just make it quick.
351
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,598
Relax.
352
00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,383
My shithead kid is
messing up my scam
353
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,950
with my other shithead kid.
354
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,299
You're the only one
that can talk sense
355
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,778
into that ass baby.
356
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:55,737
I want you to go over there
and do it now.
357
00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:58,044
I can't help you.
358
00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,219
I can't help anyone.
359
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,264
I can't even help myself.
360
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:03,310
What's with the pity
party, fuck face?
361
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,312
It's no one.
362
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:09,925
Just a sweet angel who took my
heart in her delicate fingers,
363
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:13,146
and then ravaged it like
a Polynesian cannibal.
364
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,582
And I don't even know why.
365
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:15,757
I'll tell you why.
366
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:18,673
You're a spineless
yes man to a dirtbag.
367
00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:20,240
What woman wants that?
368
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,763
You're right.
369
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,070
And you know what else?
370
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,376
[whispers]
I killed a bird.
371
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:28,813
No wonder Iris
finds me repulsive.
372
00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,685
Oh.
A dead bird.
373
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:31,555
That's the reason.
374
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,687
I know.
375
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,949
Look, Nancy--It's Larry.
376
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,559
Look, Nancy, grow a set.
377
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:37,126
It's time you took a stand.
378
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:39,650
Call bullshit when it stinks.
379
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:43,002
Yeah, it's my responsibility
to show the public
380
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,004
that Richard isn't
what he says he is...
381
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,701
that there are no such
things as miracles...
382
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,137
Make it quick, Slim Jim.
383
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:50,574
I've got a fake
church to salvage.
384
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,880
Good talk.
385
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,536
Vodka.
Make it snappy.
386
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:02,369
My sister was dead.
387
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,806
And at her grave,
388
00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:08,418
I asked the Lord
to return her.
389
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:09,985
For she was innocent.
390
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:15,295
Unstable, yes,
unattractive, yes,
391
00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,123
but she was innocent.
392
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:21,301
And I felt something
surge through me
393
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:24,391
as I touched my dead sister.
394
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,783
[audience groaning]
395
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:29,048
No!
It was the Lord's power.
396
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,616
Blessed be Jesus,
zombie maker.
397
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,009
We talked about this.
398
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,358
She's not a zombie.
399
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,968
It was the cannabis.
400
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:41,321
Praised be to the
blue eyed devil, Fitz!
401
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:45,107
Anyway, vote Fitz,
and when I'm in office,
402
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:50,069
I'll resurrect anyone
and anything you desire.
403
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,201
Are you sure about that?
404
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:55,552
Yes, that's why all these
good people are here today.
405
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,988
Am I right?
406
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:59,165
Then resurrect this--
407
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,123
Titmouse.
408
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,342
That's right!
409
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,995
A dead bird.
410
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:08,174
Surely no match for
the resurrector.
411
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,306
I'm calling bull...
412
00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:13,788
poop that smells, Mister.
413
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,094
What the fuck are you doing?
414
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,140
Taking a stand and
telling everyone here
415
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,578
that he faked his own
sister's death.
416
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,885
[gasps]
417
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,670
Hey, where you going?
Come back!
418
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:27,932
What happened, Richard?
419
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,631
What happened to
the Last Honest Man?
420
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,068
[gasp]
Ice cream!
421
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,418
[♪]
422
00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:36,854
Ice cream!
423
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,998
Problem solved, Baby...
424
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,395
It's not what it looks like.
425
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,528
Fuck, Lainey.
426
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:00,182
The gay mafia's after me.
427
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,792
I need this cash.
428
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,839
I can't go find some
rich fuck like you.
429
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,798
All I got is my sparkling
personality and this scam.
430
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,757
And me.
431
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,454
I wasn't going to take you.
432
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,804
But I rose from the dead!
433
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,110
You said this was our thing.
434
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,938
You said if I helped
hide this from Mom--
435
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,641
The little shit was
right about you!
436
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,996
Fuck.
437
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,739
Lainey!
438
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,879
Go get me a scotch.
439
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:45,967
Fuck you.
440
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:48,187
All of you.
441
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,667
From this moment forward,
I am emancipating myself
442
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,583
from this family!
443
00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,194
Now that's a fucking miracle.
444
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:06,857
[humming happily]
445
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:27,400
♪ [music playing]
446
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,402
You think I'm going to roll
over for you, Chester?
447
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:33,275
You think I don't know that
leadership requires sacrifice?
448
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,059
You think I wouldn't be
able to bury people alive
449
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:37,192
to ensure the survival
of my country?
450
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:40,848
I know that sometimes you have
to chop someone's head off!
451
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,284
I'm just as tough as Idi Amin.
452
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,113
I'm just as tough as any
of those motherfuckers!
453
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:50,814
[crying]
454
00:20:52,860 --> 00:21:02,478
[crying]
455
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,657
Ow... ow...
456
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,319
[sigh]
457
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:20,496
It's over for good
this time, Roger.
458
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:22,193
May I call you Roger?
459
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,243
Iris--
460
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,984
Don't speak.
461
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,685
I'm sorry I ran away before.
462
00:21:35,685 --> 00:21:37,296
Things are complicated.
463
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,081
But so what, right?
464
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:42,170
Tell that to the titmouse.
465
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:48,350
I would like to go
for ice cream with you.
466
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:50,570
So much ice cream.
467
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,093
I would like to go
for ice cream with you
468
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:53,921
more than you
could ever imagine.
469
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,757
I told Richard
miracles don't happen
470
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:06,977
but this is a miracle.
471
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,633
Oh, Iris--
472
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:14,202
There is just one
thing I need to do.
473
00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:16,900
I know, Larry.
474
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:18,989
Would you just... Thanks.
475
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:29,435
This is Melody Gray reporting
live outside City Hall.
476
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:33,830
Exit polls show Chester Vince
with a commanding lead.
477
00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,876
No doubt this is in
response to this reporter's
478
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,357
shocking exposé
of local lothario
479
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,967
and rumored polygamist
cult leader,
480
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,404
Richard Fitzpatrick.
481
00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,058
The dream is dead, Fitz.
482
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,237
Josh, how many times
do I have to tell you,
483
00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:51,108
a bookstore is not
a strip club.
484
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:52,762
Larry paid me to
bring you here.
485
00:22:52,762 --> 00:22:54,024
In coffee.
486
00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,939
I got nothing to say
to that backstabber.
487
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,464
There are miracles, Richard.
488
00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,291
There are.
489
00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:01,292
Iris came back to me.
490
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,946
Good.
491
00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:06,428
That makes up for the shit
storm you turned my life into.
492
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:07,516
I know you're upset.
493
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:08,822
And, as your conscience,
494
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,563
I feel you deserve
one last shot.
495
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,913
And I deserve a coffee.
496
00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,393
We may be down in the polls. Broke.
497
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,525
And have lost the holy war.
498
00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,527
But there is one thing
you have not tried.
499
00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:20,181
The pumpkin scones.
500
00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:22,009
They're amazing.
501
00:23:22,009 --> 00:23:23,793
Prayer.
502
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,273
Fuck off, Larry.
503
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,188
All that faith crap
was just bullshit.
504
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:28,537
Since you're banned from...
505
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:29,843
every church in town,
506
00:23:29,843 --> 00:23:31,410
I thought we could try
the theology section.
507
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,978
Still holy and
thirty percent off.
508
00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:37,372
Please Richard,
one little prayer.
509
00:23:37,372 --> 00:23:40,331
How can it hurt?
510
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:43,422
I'll buy you a coffee.
511
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,686
Fine. Tall half skinny one
percent extra hot split
512
00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,818
quad shot half sweet
caramel macchiato.
513
00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:51,647
No whip.
Okay, whip.
514
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,649
- Chocolate sprinkles?
- I'm not gay.
515
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,959
After all, how can
this city be expected
516
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,570
to trust a councillor who
can't even make good
517
00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:04,486
on a promise
to resurrect a dead bird?
518
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:06,096
And with the polls
about to close,
519
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,055
this reporter is confident
520
00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,536
in declaring Chester Vince
the winner.
521
00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:11,972
We'll see about that.
522
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,114
Hey, God.
523
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,551
It's me, Fitz.
524
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,335
I need to speak to Frank.
525
00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:32,166
Uh... hey, Frank.
526
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:36,387
I don't know if you're
listening, but how you doin'?
527
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:38,433
Hope that bus crash with
the cheerleaders last week
528
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:41,654
spiced the party up a bit,
know what I mean?
529
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:43,873
Fuck, I don't know
what I mean.
530
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:49,009
Fuck, Frank.
531
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:52,055
A guy needs a break
once in a while, you know?
532
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:55,102
Cold streak's gotta end.
533
00:24:55,102 --> 00:24:58,540
I'm a good guy...
534
00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,543
Look, here's the thing.
535
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,458
I'm having a kid.
536
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,808
...And I don't want
the little fucker
537
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:08,855
to think I'm a loser
like my old man.
538
00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:12,554
I got to win this
fucking election.
539
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:13,816
Throw me a bone,
will ya, Frank?
540
00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:15,252
Fitz?
541
00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:16,950
Oh, and...
542
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,779
If you could you make sure
he's got a decent head of hair.
543
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:22,259
No tail.
544
00:25:22,259 --> 00:25:23,870
Amen.
545
00:25:26,655 --> 00:25:35,490
[♪]
546
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,100
Good enough.
547
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,582
[♪]
548
00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:44,107
This is Melody Gray reporting
live outside City Hall.
549
00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:46,936
And I am getting the
official announcement now...
550
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,025
You've got to be
fucking kidding me.
551
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,679
Richard Fitzpatrick won?
552
00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:53,073
Ha ha!
That's right, Fuckers!
553
00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,204
Fitz won!
554
00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:55,858
And I won it for him!
555
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,643
Woo hoo!
556
00:25:57,643 --> 00:26:00,602
Suck it, Coverton!
Suck it hard!
557
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,735
Yeah!
558
00:26:02,735 --> 00:26:22,276
[♪]